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Help Wanted
Exciting Opportunity
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Needed:Several million people to watch Jericho in summer reruns and Season 2 this Fall on CBS.
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Job Title: Viewer
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Hours: As needed- Check your local TV Guide for your work schedule.
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Qualifications: Nielsen families preferred but not required.
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Benefits: Work in the comfort of your own home. Stimulating, fast-paced environment. Spend more time with family and friends. Enjoy quality television.
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Salary: All the eye candy you can devour.
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No experience necessary. All ages welcome.
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Hysterical Hair -
by ScriptGirl
May 16 2007, 5:19 PM EDT
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The network execs, with their graphs and their charts
Have no idea what lurks in our hearts
They seem to reduce you to some kind of stat
I might not know much, but I do know that
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For those of us who derive great pleasure
From watching you in our times of leisure
This whole thing screams of a major mistake
Do they realize what’s at stake?
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The network whose last big success was MASH
Is looking for someone to bring in some cash
A ghost talking, pageant winning, nasal voiced twig?
A mathematician who can be a prig?
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What of this cast full of talent and heart?
Good luck CBS with another new start
We want to see Jake and Eric and Stanley
Guys who are real, men who act manly.
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Cop shows and Cop shows and Cop shows more
The fans should TUNE OUT and even the score
Skeet you should know that this fansite’s for you
In good times and rough, you can always turn to
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The people here who’ve taken the ride
As you journey'd from Takedown to Miracles, in stride
Don’t let those execs with their cohibas and smarm
Try to tell you how to keep your kids warm
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Keep your eye on the ball and the wind in your sails
We’re here for you, through all your travails
Keep on rocking that hysterical hair
As long as you do, your fans will be there.
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